All I want is a girlfriend with a nice butt who will cuddle with me and play with my hair.
Every single week I dream about drowning. It’s always a little different, but the same idea over all. I’m panicking and no matter what I do, I end up under the waves every time.
I’ve found that my dreams often come true, but when will this one?
The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.
The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.
Strange old world we live in.
What they really thought
I have been
Does it ever