All I want is a girlfriend with a nice butt who will cuddle with me and play with my hair.

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Every single week I dream about drowning. It’s always a little different, but the same idea over all. I’m panicking and no matter what I do, I end up under the waves every time.

I’ve found that my dreams often come true, but when will this one? 

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The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.

The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.

Strange old world we live in.

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What they really thought

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Since birth,
I have been
by numbers:
Does it ever

Michelle K., Numbers.  (via screwsociety)

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